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Ahoy there phellow
Parrot Heads!!!
If you have an
important (or unimportant) question about life, just ask Bawana.......THEN.......Bawana
will post your question and answer on this page.
So give it a try.......response
time should be within 24 to 48 hours.
Keep in
mind......Questions that require more than 1 minute of thought makes Bawana
thirsty....he drinks marguerites, gets drunk, then forgets the question (could
this be his answer to all life's problems?)....maybe!!!
ASK
BAWANA (Click Here to ask Bawana your question)!
Behold some of Bawana's
great wisdom:
CAN A PERSON REALLY
LIVE ON SPONGE CAKE ?
No Name
Dear No Name,
if the sponge cake sits in the sun long enough, it becomes hard and
brick-like. then just build a house using the brick-like sponge cake (need a
lot of it) as a foundation.
-- so, yes, a person really can live on sponge cake.
Have a Phun day !
Sincerely-Bawana
Do the 'Smoking Band' members actually inhale?
No Name
Dear No Name,
if the 'smoking band' members are live mammals, then they will inhale
immediately following exhaling -- it's called breathing.
So, yes, they actually inhale.
Have a Phun day !
Sincerely-Bawana
Dear Bawana,
What's the difference between a Lagerstroemia indica and a Myrica cerifera?
Signed,
Green Thumb
Dear Green Thumb,
Who cares!! just plant the darn shrubs and move on to a margarita! 
Have a Phun day !
Sincerely-Bawana
Hey Bawana!
I've always wondered, what came first:
the chicken or the egg?
Signed,
Wonderer
Dear Wonderer,
The chicken was first, and he never made it across the road, that
is why everyone is still asking why he tried to cross it.
Have a Phun day !
Sincerely-Bawana
Bawana's Thoughts for the Month:
Don't
believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
When
you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
When
you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
Be
engaged at least six months before you get married.
Believe
in love at first sight.
Never
laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live
life completely.
In
disagreements, fight fairly.. No name calling.
Don't
judge people by their relatives.
Talk
slowly but think quickly.
When
someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you
want to know?'
Remember
that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Say
'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
When
you lose, don't lose the lesson.
Remember
the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all
your actions.
Don't
let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
When
you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Smile
when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
Spend
some time alone.
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